Funny Pappu Jokes in English

Funny Pappu Jokes in English

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Pappu: Seven Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Pappu: Seven.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Pappu: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Pappu: Seven!

Teacher: Where do you get seven from?

Pappu: Because I've already got one at home.
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One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.

Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?

Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon.

Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?

Pappu: No, no...

Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?

Pappu: No, no...

Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?

Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.

Professor fainted...
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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of manure.

A little boy, Pappu, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Manure," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked Pappu.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You ought to live here," Pappu advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

Pappu shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."