''Pehchan Kaun Hai'' Santa jokes

''Pehchan Kaun Hai Santa''Jokes

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Q.How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

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Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

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Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Santa: Life imprisonment!

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