Majedaar Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Majedaar Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

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Pani Ko Ullu Banaya Jokes 
संता- आज मैंने 'पानी' को 'उल्लू' बनाया।
बंता: पानी को उल्लू? वो कैसे?
संता: सुबह मैंने पानी गरम किया,
और फिर नहाया ही नही

Santa Ki Shadi Jokes
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

Santa Ko Beat Hua Jokes
Santa Ko Beta Hua.
Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya