Funny Shadi Se Pareshan Pati Jokes in English

Funny Shadi Se Pareshan Pati Jokes in English

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Funny Jhoot Pakadne Wali Wife Jokes

Ek dost dusre dost se: Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.

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Funny Successful Marriage Jokes

 A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
.
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

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Funny Stages Of Marriage

 4 Stages of marriage:
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Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

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Funny Song for Wife By Husband


There's d Winning Rhyme for wife
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My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
.
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
.
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
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I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies.

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