Latest Jokes For Whatsapp and Facebook

Latest Jokes For Whatsapp and Facebook

Raja Rani Ki Funny Kahani
One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid 'This was a missed call'


Funny Santa And Judge Jokes
SANTA went to court
.
JUDGE:
'Order ! Order !'
.
SANTA:
'1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !'
.
JUDGE:
'Shut Up !'
.
SANTA:'No,No..7-Up!

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 - Height of Good Luck ...!
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Mast Teacher Student Jokes 
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
.
.
.
Student: Who? Me?
.
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down

Good Teacher Funny Jokes
 - A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
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-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

Funny Jokes on Marriage
 - A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
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Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

Funny Stages of Marriage
 - 4 Stages of marriage:
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Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.