New Kejriwal Jokes in Hindi 2017

New Kejriwal Jokes in Hindi 2017

Hello Friends, Today i am going to tell you New Kejriwal Jokes in Hindi 2017. This is the best New Kejriwal Jokes in Hindi 2017. So you can check New Kejriwal Jokes in Hindi 2017 Below Here. 

Kejriwal Up Jokes

Ek baar KEJRIWAL ke upar UP me road Show ke waqt bijli ka taar gir gaya. 
KEJRIWAL: bachao bachao mujhe current lag gaya, yeh sab Modi ne kiya hai!
AKHILESH YADAV: Zyada nautanki mat kar. Yeh Gujrat nahi UP hai, yaha bijli nahi aati!!!
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Kejriwal, Modi Sonia and Aishwrya Jokes

1 Bar kejriwal, Modi, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the.
Tabhi 1 Gufa Ayi Or Kissing aur Jhapad Ki awaj AAyi.
Jab train bahar Ayi to Kejriwal ka Gaal Laal tha,
sab ke sab chup..
Sonia soch rahi thi Ke AAM ADMI paagal hote hai ,Kejriwal Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga,
Or thapad khaya Hoga.
Aish soch rahi thi Ke Kejriwal ne Muje Kiss Krne ke Liye galti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad Khaya.
Kejriwal soch raha tha Ke Modi ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Samajha aur muje Jhapad Mara..
Modi soch raha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Me fir se kiss ki awaj Nikal kar fir se kejriwal ko Jhapad Maru.
Abhi sale ne INDIA ki politics dekhi kaha Hai.
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Funny Kejriwal Jokes

Excellent innovation.

Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set …

Concept: Make in India !

Say ‘Modi’ ….’Modi’ … twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode.

Say Singh Singh twice & it will take you to silent mode.

Say Arnaab Arnaab twice & it will swith on the loud speaker.

Say Kejri kejri twice & it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode.

Say Rahul Rahul twice & it will switch off the phone.
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Kejriwal Modi Jokes

Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! 
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Kejriwal And Patni Jokes

Patni: Yeh lo, Khana kha lo

Kejriwal (Thali dekhkar): Yeh kya hai?

Patni: Daal Chawal

Kejriwal: Nahin khaunga, Dono mile hue hain!
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Super Funny Jokes Kejriwal

Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..

Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?

To bola..

Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!
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Arvind Kejriwal And Narendra Modi Jokes 

Arvind Kejriwal : How Famous are you…??

Narendra Modi : Whole world knows me.

Keju : Obama knows you..?

Modi: yes

Keju: Any proof?

Then…NaMo and Keju went to Obama’s house.

NaMo : stand here at the gate, i’ll be there with Obama in balcony and show u.

Keju : ok.

Narendra Modi comes with Obama and waved to Arvind Kejriwal from balcony.

Aftr sometime, Modi Ji bahar aaye toh dekha, Kejriwal behosh pada tha…

hosh me aane ke baad Modi Ji ne Kejriwal se reason pucha..

Kejriwal : Ek American aaya tha, aur puchha ki,
Who is that man with Narendra Modi in balcony…?
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